I Find Words Really Hard.

I Respect The Stones But Their Songs Are A Pile Of Crap. As For U2, They Don’t Say A Lot Or Seem Like Normal Persons.

She Can't Even Chew Gum And Walk In A Straight Line, Let Alone Write A Book.

I Will Always Be An Oasis.

I've Got To Be By Trees, Otherwise I Get Claustrophobic.

It's Nice To Do Nice Things, Innit? I'm A Nice Person, Deep Down, I Do Nice Things All The Time.