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I Find That When I Tell Lawyer Jokes To A Mixed Audience, The Lawyers Don't Think They're Funny And The Non-lawyers Don't Think They're Jokes.
-John Roberts
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I Find That When I Tell Lawyer
John Roberts
I Find That When I Tell Lawyer Jokes To A Mixed Audience, The Lawyers Don't Think They're Funny And The Non-lawyers Don't Think They're Jokes.
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