I Find It Rather Easy To Portray

What I've Always Wanted To Do Is Be As Funny As Possible.

Although I Had Good Hand-eye Coordination, I Was So Tall And Skinny And Muscularly Weak That I Just Was Not Well Coordinated. But What I Started To Do Quite Early On Was Watch Some Of The Great Old Silent Comedians, Like Laurel And Hardy And Chaplin, And Then Later On Harold Lloyd And Buster Keaton.

Technology Frightens Me To Death. It's Designed By Engineers To Impress Other Engineers, And They Always Come With Instruction Booklets That Are Written By Engineers For Other Engineers - Which Is Why Almost No Technology Ever Works.

Telling People How To Be Creative Is Easy - Being Creative Is Difficult.

Either People Walk Round Dressed As Chickens Or They Listen To Beethoven.