I Feel That If God Had Really

I Love To Watch Those Old Movies On Late-night Television, Particularly When A Couple Get Up From A Champagne Dinner In A Posh Restaurant And The Hero Hands The Waiter $3. But The Best Part Is When He Says, "keep The Change."

They're Combining That New Fertility Drug With A Birth Control Pill For People Who Don't Want Triplets.

In Prehistoric Times, Mankind Often Had Only Two Choices In Crisis Situations: Fight Or Flee. In Modern Times, Humor Offers Us A Third Alternative; Fight, Flee - Or Laugh.

Illegal Aliens Have Always Been A Problem In The United States. Ask Any Indian.

I Should Warn You That Underneath These Clothes I'm Wearing Boxer Shorts And I Know How To Use Them.