I Fall In Love With Myself, And

My House Was Bugged. They Couldn't Find Any Information On Me Being A Subversive Because I Happen To Love America; I Just Don't Like Some Of The Things The Government Is Doing.

I Used To Love It When I Walked Down The Street And Construction Workers Would Whistle.

Thank God I Got The Rejects. These Animals Are Very, Very Affectionate.

Truth Is A Theory That Is Constantly Being Disproved. Only Lies, It Seems, Go On Forever.

I Love To Tease Men With My Legs.