I Enjoy Bathing, As Many Europeans Don't.

In Some Countries Women's Day Is A National Holiday And Men Give Women Flowers. In America Women's Day Falls On Another Holiday, Mardi Gras, Where Men Give Women Beads In The Respectful And Post-feminist Desire To See Their Naked Boobies.

During The Cold War, West Berlin Was An Exclave - A Tiny Outpost Of Liberalism Surrounded By People Who Want To Crush It. It Was Like Austin, Texas.

Stand By Your Bed And Salute Me.

Oprah's Quitting In 2011. Now We Know Why The Mayans Ended Their Calendar In 2012

I Don't Think Wood Was Discovered In Britain Until The 1970's. That's When I Discovered It Anyway.