I Drink No More Than A Sponge.

One Falls To The Ground In Trying To Sit On Two Stools.

Between Two Stools One Sits On The Ground.

An Old Monkey Never Makes A Pretty Face.

The Right Moment Wears A Full Head Of Hair: When It Has Been Missed, You Can't Get It Back; It's Bald In The Back Of The Head And Never Turns Around.

There Are More Old Drunkards Than Old Physicians.