I Don't Work Very Much, And I

I Won An Academy Award For 'the Cider House Rules,' Playing An American.

I Always Exposed The Weakness Rather Than The Nastiness.

If You're A Movie Actor, You're On Your Own - You Cannot Control The Stage. The Director Controls It.

I Never Regret Anything. I Always Said That When I'm Old, I Want To Be Sitting There Regretting The Things That I Did And Not The Things That I Didn't Do; And Now I'm Old, And I Don't Regret Anything! I Had Fun. I Had Fun, And I'm Still Having It.

I Was Born Maurice Joseph Micklewhite. Imagine Signing That Autograph! You'd Get A Broken Arm. So I Changed My Name To Michael Caine After Humphrey Bogart's 'the Caine Mutiny,' Which Was Playing In The Theater Across From The Telephone Booth Where I Learned That I'd Gotten My First Tv Job.