I Don't Think Makeup Is Rocket Science

The Face You Have At Age 25 Is The Face God Gave You, But The Face You Have After 50 Is The Face You Earned.

If People Would Treat Themselves With The Same Kind Of Love They Give To Their Friends, That Would Be Such A Great Gift We Could Give Ourselves.

I Just Find That Each Year I Try Something New. You Can't Fight The March Of Time. To Balance That Out, Each Year You Should Develop One More Good Habit. It Levels The Playing Field.

You Start Out Happy That You Have No Hips Or Boobs.all Of A Sudden You Get Them, And It Feels Sloppy. Then Just When You Start Liking Them, They Start Drooping.

I Believe That At Least 70 Percent Of Parenting Goes To The Mother. In Our House, I'm The One Who Knows About All The School Stuff, Helps With The Homework, Organizes The Play Dates, And Remembers The Birthday Parties.