I Don't Think It's Cool For People

Man Didn't Put Me In This Place [in Entertaining Industry]. I'm In This Position Because Of God. And So, If Man Didn't Put Me In This Place, I Really Don't See No Man That Can Take Me Out Of Here.

The First Time I Saw My Wife, Marjorie, I Was Doing Stand-up In Memphis, And She Was Sitting In The Front Row. Afterward, I Walked Up And Said, "ma'am, I'm Going To Marry You One Day". And 15 Years Later, I Did.

I'm Not A Doctor. I Just Have A Tremendous Amount Of Common Sense.

I Have Seen Some Crazy People Do Some Crazy Things On My Variety Show. I Have To Stop And Ask Them A Lot Of The Time, Just How They Figured Out That They Could Do The Things That They Do, Some Of It Is Just Plain Freaky.

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