I Don't Think I'd Ever Be Cruel

I Really Like Gratuitous Nudity. I Hate When People Go, 'i'll Only Do It If It Makes Sense For The Movie'. It Never Makes Sense. So I Like It - The More Gratuitous The Better.

At Princeton I Wrote My Junior Paper On Virginia Woolf, And For My Senior Thesis I Wrote On Samuel Beckett. I Wrote Some About "between The Acts" And "mrs. Dalloway'' But Mostly About "to The Lighthouse." With Beckett I Focused, Perversely, On His Novels, "molloy," "malone Dies," And "the Unnamable." That's When I Decided I Should Never Write Again.

I'm Actually Thinking About Getting Back To Being A Bath Tub. I Don't Think Anyone's Ever Quite Segued Into That.

Tv Was The Boogey Man When I Was Growing Up. Video Games Are The Boogey Man Now. The Novel Was Once A Boogey Man. Books About Lowborn People Doing Lowborn Things Were Once Considered A Real Assault On People's Morals. Maybe Some Day Video Games Will Be Looked On As A Good Thing, But Personally I Don't See It.

I Lost My Virginity When I Was 14. And I Haven't Been Able To Find It.