I Don't Think He Could Ever Be

Why Had I Taken All Those Useless Classes Like Bio And German When I Should Have Been Taking Lipreading?

What's The Point? Was My Attitude. We're All Just Going To Die And Then Not Be Let On The Boat.

Look, Mr. Uh, Wulf I Appreciate Your Trying To Warn Me About This, Ireally Do. But There's No Such Thing As Vampires. They're Made-up. We Writers Made Them Up. I'm Sorry We Did Such A Good Job That We Made The Whole World Paranoid, But It's True. They're Fictional. Blame Bram Stoker. He Started It.

Because My Heat Was Too Full Of Appreciation For What My Friends-- My Real Friends-- Had Done For Me.

Looks Can Be Deceiving.