I Don't Think Anyone Ever Gets Over

There Is Something About A Luger That Separates It From All Other Handguns, And Luger Devotees And Luger Society Members Speak Of It In Romantic Terms That Must Sound Plain Nuts To Those Who Consider Themselves Level-headed.

I Have Yet To See One Of Those Comedy Central Shows With Multiple Standup Comics That Doesn't Include Someone The Size Of The Hindenburg.

Every Time Someone Says, 'you Know, We Really Ought To Get Together,' If I Were Really Honest, I Would Ask 'why?'

Commercials Are Not The Only Exposure That Obesity Gets On Tv. It Is By No Means A Rarity On The Wonderful Judge Judy's Show When Both Plaintiff And Accused All But Literally Fill The Screen.

I'm Not Sure Why Writing For Others Became Harder. Probably A Reluctance To Give Away Anything You Might Conceivably Use Yourself Caused A Block. I Did It, But It Remained Hard When It Had Once Been Easy.