I Don't Stay Up And Rent Private

Our Culture's Adjustment To The Epistemology Of Television Is By Now All But Complete; We Have So Thoroughly Accepted Its Definitions Of Truth, Knowledge And Reality That Irrelevance Seems To Us To Be Filled With Import, And Incoherence Seems Eminently Sane. And If Some Of Our Institutions Seem Not To Fit The Template Of The Times, Why It Is They And Not The Template, That Seem To Us Disordered And Strange.

If I Wrote A Musical It Wouldn't Be About Me. Although I Do Some Magic, So It Would Probably Be About A Magician Who Appeared And Re-appeared All Over The Place.

It's Good To Have A Lot Of Once-in-a-lifetimes In Your Lifetime. If You Get The Chance To Skydive, Go Skydiving. If You're Offered A Part In A Weird Shakespeare Play In San Diego, Slap On Some Tights And Rock Out Some Iambic Pentameter.

When You Call Someone And Ask Them To Do Something They've Never Done Before, In Different Mediums I Think They Would Be Inclined To Pass Because They're Afraid Of The Risk. But The Creative People Who Populate The Theater World Love The Challenge Of New Things.

I Do A Lot Of Books On Tape For Beverly Cleary, And Another 'smurfs' Shout-out For That Demographic.