I Don't See Why Ogling Same-sex Kissing

So He's Worth A Second Shot? The More Apt Question, My Dear, Is: Are You?

Do You Still Kill Gerbils?

I Can Be A Badass Dj When I Want, But I Am Also An Insufferable Music Snob.

There's The Usual Suspects In There, Green Day And The Clash And The Smiths, Yeah, But There's Also Ella And Frank, Even Dino, Some Curtis Mayfield And Minor Threat And Dusty Springfield And Belle & Sebastian, And As I Flip Through His Musical Life, Getting To Know His Tastes, I Must Acknowledge That Not Only Am I Not Frigid, But I Also May Be Multi-orgasmic.

Wow. I Feel Like In This Riot Of People, I Have Been Kicked In The Stomach, But By The Giddy Police. Forget About The Need For Oxygen. My Mouth Wants To Go Back To The Place It Just Left.