I Don't Need To Pat Myself On

Bernie Mac Just Says What You Think But Are Afraid To Say.

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

I Want To Have Fun. Life Ain't No Dress Rehearsal. I Want To Have Fun. I'm A Comedian; I Ain't No Politician. So Everything I Do Is With Humor, With Love.

America...do Not Touch My Tv, My Dvd, My Stereo, My Dual-deck Vcr. Do Not Touch My Old School, My New School, My Slow Jams, My Party Jams, My Happy Rap, And You Better Not Touch...my James Brown.

I Want To Do Something That People Can Really Say, 'hey, Man, That Was Good, I'm Proud Of You, I'm Proud Of That.' 'pride' And 'transformers' And Things Like That.