I Don't Need To Be Born Again.

Lotto Fever Hit New York Again This Week, And Like The Old Saying Goes, 'you Gotta Be In It To Win It'... But First, You Gotta Have A Dead End Job So Pathetic You're Willing To Kill Five Hours Standing In Line For A 1 In 25 Million Chance.

Born Again?! No, I'm Not. Excuse Me For Getting It Right The First Time.

That Field Goal Attempt Was So Far To The Left It Nearly Decapitated Lyndon Larouche.

If Bill Gates Is Worth $30 Billion Then A Good Haircut Must Cost $31 Billion

I Don't Have Credibility, I'm A Comedian. I'm Not Ed Murrow Up On The Roof In A London Fog Reporting On The Blitz.