I Don't Miss London Much. I Find

The Americans Are So Much More Positive. They Are Much More In Love With Success. In Britain, They're A Fairly Envious Bunch, And They Love It If You Fail.

Come To Me. I Want To Plow You Like A Calgary Driveway At Christmas.

British Press Think Entirely In Clichés, And When They Do Come Across Creative Work, They Think That It Must Be Based On Something, Because They Don't Realize That You Can Create Things That Aren't Based On Things.

There's Nothing Good On The Television; Let's Burn A Witch. It Must Have Been Terribly Exciting To Live In Those Times.

If I Can Get You To Laugh With Me, You Like Me Better, Which Makes You Open To My Ideas