I Don't Mind Growing Old. I'm Just

I Normally Don't Do Requests. Unless, Of Course, I Have Been Asked To Do So.

What Soap Is To The Body, Laughter Is To The Soul. Laughter Is The Shortest Distance Between Two People.

They Say That Nero Started The Fire Himself Because He Needed A Suitable Backdrop For His Concert.

I Know [canned Music] Makes Chickens Lay More Eggs And Factory Workers Produce More. But How Much More Can They Get Out Of You On An Elevator?

One Afternoon, When I Was Four Years Old, My Father Came Home, And He Found Me In The Living Room In Front Of A Roaring Fire, Which Made Him Very Angry. Because We Didn't Have A Fireplace.