I Don't Mean To Be Gross, But

Fat Jokes To Me Are Always, Always Hilarious, As Long As They're Done Towards Yourself.

We All Know How Funny Morrissey Is. Actually, You Know What? I Say That Sarcastically. His Songs Are Some Of The Funniest Songs I've Ever Heard In My Life. I Mean, Really. I Mean, Not That The "girlfriend In A Coma" Is, Like, Really Funny.

Have You Seen That Show On Cbs Called 'the Amazing Race'? Is That Show About White People?

That's One Of The Great Things About Comedy: We Can - And Should - Say The Things That Other People Aren't Supposed To Say. If We Didn't Do That, If We Didn't Push Against Those Limits, We'd Just Be Standing Around Onstage And Yelling.

Head Gear, Plus Acne Equals...table For One In The Cafeteria.