I Don't Like To Say Mean Things

All This Stuff Is So Mind-blowing To Me That I Get To Do In My Life. Throwing The First Pitch Out At The White Sox Game On A Random Wednesday? Like Who Am I? How Did I Get This Life? I'm Glad I'm Not Jaded, And Little Kids Are The Least Jaded People In The Entire World, So It's Fun To Be Around People That Still Find Wonder In How Cool Things Are.

The Great Thing About 'allen Gregory' Is That We Try To Make It Really Questionable That The Things He Says Have Happened, Have Really Happened. We Like That Ambiguity.

I Always Say I Want To Eventually Shift My Career To Directing And Writing.

When A Movie Like 'superbad' Or 'moneyball' Comes Out, People Make You Feel Like You're The Most Important Person On The Planet. The Truth Is, You're A Billion Percent Not The Most Important Person On The Planet. It's All Insulated In Your World And No One Could Care Less. It's Just A Movie.

I've Learned Through Experience Of Playing Different Characters, Some Of Whom Were Jerks, That When You Play A Character Who Is Pretentious Or Obnoxious, In Any Way, It's Important To Knock Them Down A Peg.