I Don't Like The Drugs, But The

I Pity Anybody Who Has To Spend A Day With Me.

Sell Your Soul To Yourself. You'll Make More Money.

We Don't Like To Kill Our Unborn; We Need Them To Grow Up And Fight Our Wars.

People Expect Me To Me A 'shock Rocker,' But There's Nothing You Can Do Anymore To Be Shocking.

Sometimes I Like To Get Drunk And Buy Things On The Internet, And Then I Wake Up The Next Day And Find 'em On My Doorstep, And It's Like Christmas. I Get Excited.