I Don't Like Getting Up Early In

For All My Education, Accomplishments, And So Called 'wisdom'... I Can't Fathom My Own Heart.

I Don't Think Human Beings Are Bad. They're Weak. And That's What Makes 'em Bad.

I Don't Want To Be An English Actor Doing The Greatest American Accent You've Ever Heard. I Want To Be An American Doing Nothing.

Oh, What A Shock. My Career Must Be Slipping. This Is The First Time I've Been Available To Pick Up An Award.

The Old Guys Like Me Started In The Theatre. I Was In The Theatre For Nine Years.