I Don't Like Being Out In Public

It's Just Weird That Out Of Nowhere God Said, May The Three Best-looking Guys In Hollywood Have Babies - Tom Cruise, Brad Pitt And Me. It Was Bizarre That God Said, I Want To Make The Planet More Beautiful, And I Got The Call.

Well I Have A Microphone And You Don't So You Will Listen To Every Damn Word I Have To Say!

I Grew Up Cursing A Lot. It Felt Natural. My Parents Told Me To Stop.

Chemistry Can Be A Good And Bad Thing. Chemistry Is Good When You Make Love With It. Chemistry Is Bad When You Make Crack With It.

I Guess In My House When I Was Growing Up, I Was Comfortable Trying To Be Funny. And My Dad, Of Course, It Bugged Him Sometimes. He Was Trying To Rest, And I Was Constantly Trying To Say Something Stupid To Get A Reaction. But I Like Doing These Movies. You Can Do It In Front Of The Camera And Then It's Over. I Don't Have To Worry About Being In Front Of Too Many People.