I Don't Know Why I Did It,

Humor Does Depend On Surprise, And The Things That People Remember As The Funniest Things In The World, You Look At Later And You Go, "what? What Was That All About?"

I Was Always Frightened By Taverns. They Just Seemed Like Very Unpleasant Places To Go.

Oftentimes, What Seems To Be A Street Lunatic Charging At Me Spouting Gibberish Turns Out To Be A Devoted 'simpsons' Fan Quoting Their Favorite Line.

You Toyed With My Heart, Like It Was A Toy Heart. (lisa Simpson)

I Don't Mind Sharing The Blame If She'll Just Admit She Started It.