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If I Could Have Just One More Wish, I'd Wipe The Cobwebs From My Eyes.

Rock Music Is Not Meant To Be Perfect.

When I Was A Practicing Alcoholic, I Was Unbelievable. One Side Effect Was Immense Suspicion: I'd Come Off Tour Like Inspector Clouseau On Acid. 'where's This Cornflake Come From? It Wasn't Here Before.

Jesus Christ Was The Original Rock'n'roll Star. He Gave People Reasons To Live In The Rut They Were Living In. He Was The First Man To Say, "you Don't Have To Have Human Sacrifices, 'cause Human Sacrifices Hurt Somebody, You Know?" Just Believe In The Spirit That Is Within You.

I Knew It Was Time To Get Off Of Reality Tv When Someone Asked Me If I Sang As Well As Acted.