I Don't Know What They Are Protesting

Stocks Are At An All-time High Today. I Don't Have Any Money In The Stock Market. I Don't Have The Stomach For The Ups And Downs. So About 20 Years Ago I Put All Of My Money And Liquid Assets Into Videotape Rewind Machines.

I'm An Environmentalist. Most Of My Jokes Are Recycled.

President Bush Says Now He Is Sticking To His Plan For Handing Over Power To The Iraqis On June 30. It's Also Part Of His Plan To Hand Over Power To John Kerry On January 20.

I Got My Lips Chewed Off By A Dingo!

I Hate Decaffeinated Coffee. It's Useless Brown Water.