I Don't Know Kid, There Are So

I'm Sitting On Top Of The World, And I've Got Hemorrhoids.

We Lived In A Neighborhood That Was Too Rich For Us. When I Was Young, I Had To Deliver Groceries To The Homes Of The Kids I Went To School With. I Had To Go To The Back Doors To Make The Deliveries. It Was Embarrassing. That Was One Thing Out Of A Hundred.

What A Dog I Got. Last Night He Went On The Paper Four Times - Three While I Was Reading It.

In The School I Went To, They Asked A Kid To Prove The Law Of Gravity And He Threw The Teacher Out Of The Window.

I Told My Kids, "someday, You'll Have Kids Of Your Own." One Of Them Said, "so Will You."