I Don't Know How Old I Am

The Only Change Is That Baseball Has Turned Paige From A Second Class Citizen To A Second Class Immortal.

What's Scary In Life Is Not What People Know (or Don't Know), But What They Know That Ain't So.

How Old Would You Be If You Didn't Know How Old You Are?

I Use My Single Windup, My Double Windup, My Triple Windup, My Hesitation Windup, My No Windup. I Also Use My Step-n-pitch-it, My Submariner, My Sidearmer And My Bat Dodger. Man's Got To Do What He's Got To Do.

I Ain't Ever Had A Job, I Just Always Played Baseball.