I Don't Have 4 Or 5 Projects

I Was Shy. I Was Painfully Shy, Until Fifth Grade When I Transferred To Another School And Befriended The Class Clown. And One Day He Was Sick And I Kinda Stepped In For The Class Clown And I Said, 'wow, This Is Exciting, I'm A Little Bit Nervous.'

I Like Doing Things Where I Can Get Dirty, Work With My Hands, And Use Power Tools. Last Weekend, I Did Some Grouting.

When You Work On A Soap Opera, That's Three Years Of You Working Every Day. There Was No Time To Do Anything Other Than The Soap Opera - You're Locked In.

I Remember When Tivo First Came Out I Was All About Tivo. I Came Home And That Thing Was Frozen, And I Thought 'this Is Awful. This Is The End Of The World'. Then I Unplugged It, And I Plugged It Back In, And Still Frozen. It Was Paralyzing. I Called Them. They Said, 'just Unplug It Longer.' Fixed. But It Also Taught Me I'm An Addict.

I Have A Cat. I'm Not A Cat-person, But She Came With The House That I'm Renting. I Don't Know How Many Hundreds Of Dollars Worth Of Bump Removals, Teeth Removals, Cleanings And Vet Fees I've Been Through. But Of Course I Love Her And She's Worth It.