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I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Do, However, Have A Fear Of Falling From Heights.
-George Carlin
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I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights.
George Carlin
I Don't Have A Fear Of Heights. I Do, However, Have A Fear Of Falling From Heights.
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