I Don't Feel That I Have To

I Don't Text, I Don't Have A Blackberry. Literally, I Just Have A Cell Phone That I Haven't Programmed And The Whole Bluetooth. No. I Don't Even Have An Earpiece For My Cell Phone.

Some People Just Derive Great Joy From Making Other People Laugh. And I Do, But I Don't Feel Like I Need To Do It 24 Hours A Day.

I Don't Know How Other People Perceive The Lives Of Actors, But My Life Is Fairly Ordinary. I Go To Work, I Come Home, I Put My Kids To Bed. If I'm Home In Time For Dinner, I Have Dinner, And Then It's Bedtime.

Oh, I So Don't Care About The Podium At The Oscars. I've Stood At The Podium At The Oscars And That's Close Enough. To Be A Presenter Is As Close As I Need To Be.

I've Always Enjoyed Watching Characters That Aren't Aware That They're Doing Anything Funny. And I Think That Inherently Makes Them Funnier.