I Don't Ever Watch Myself. By Watching,

I'm Not A Star, And I Don't Want To Be A Star. Stars Fall. I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I Was In Love With A Lot Of People, Because I Was A Student Of The Game Of Comedy - Carol Burnett, Jack Benny, Red Skelton, Jackie Gleason, Don Rickles, Red Foxx, Moms Mabley - Who Gets No Credit, Richard Pryor, Bill Cosby, George Kirby. I Loved Them All, And I Used To Just Take A Page Out Of All Of Them.

I'm An Ordinary Guy With An Extraordinary Job.

I Ain't Running For Office. I Ain't Running For Nothing.

Jerry Weintraub, The Producer, Might Be A Pain In The Ass, But He Really Knows How To Treat His Actors.