I Don't Even Like To Be Naked

If I Were Thin, I'd Never Say 'i Am Powerless Over Fudge.' A) I Can't Believe I Actually Ever Said That. B) Which, Of Course, Isn't To Say That I Do Have Any Power Over Fudge. Particularly If It Has Nuts.

I've Always Thought Of Fat As Just A Descriptive Word

So To Me, Fat Just Seems To Be Right To The Point And The Most Descriptive Way To Say It.

Parents Know How To Push Your Buttons Because, Hey, They Sewed Them On

Fashion Has Always Been A Little Slow In Accommodating Large Women. ... We're Not Asking For Philanthropy Here. Wake Up, We're Fat, We Like Nice Clothes, And We've Got Cash.