I Don't Enjoy Anything While I'm Doing

Hookers Have To Deliver On Their Promise... Unlike Politicians.

I Don't Know Any Jokes, Which Is Embarrassing. I Wish I Did.

Could Be Worse... Could Be Raining

Sex Is Two Plus Two Making Five, Rather Than Four. Sex Is The X Ingredient That You Can't Define, And It's That X Ingredient Between Two People That Make Both A Man And A Woman Good In Bed. It's All Relative. There Are No Rules.

Comedy, Like Sodomy, Is An Unnatural Act.