I Don't Eat Much Meat, Fish, Or

But I Didn't Ask To Have Somebody Nose Around In My Private Life. I Didn't Even Ask To Be Famous. All I Asked Was To Be Able To Earn A Living Making People Laugh.

I Liked Myself Better When I Wasnt Me.

You Have To Go Through The Falling Down In Order To Learn To Walk. It Helps To Know That You Can Survive It. That's An Education In Itself.

I Think The Hardest Thing To Do In The World, Show-business-wise, Is Write Comedy.

Giving Birth Is Like Taking Your Lower Lip And Forcing It Over Your Head.