I Don't Do Well Around The Angry,

Over Ten Thousand People Have Signed A Petition To Recall Governor Schwarzenegger. I'm Sorry, That Is Next Year's Joke.

Bush Said The Unemployment Situation Is Turning Around. Last Week Alone, 5,000 People Started Working For John Kerry.

John Kerry Will Undergo Surgery To Repair His Right Shoulder. He Originally Hurt It When He Suddenly Switched Positions On Iraq.

Hillary Clinton Has Finished Writing Her Book Where She Says Her Marriage Couldn't Be Stronger, And Bill Just Finished His Book Titled 'chicks I Nailed While Hillary Was Writing Her Book.'

There Are 300,000 New Jobs And Bush Said He's Confused, 'can I Take Credit For Good News That I Didn't Even Make Up?'