I Don't Care Who Or What Judges

I Want To Be Buried With A Mobile Phone, Just In Case I'm Not Dead.

I Didn't Go Nightclubbing Much As A Teenager In Bournemouth Because My Friends And I Didn't Have The Money - But We Spent A Lot Of Time On The Beach, Having Barbecues, And Running Into The Sea In The Middle Of The Night.

My Husband Says My Toes Are Like Wall's Cocktail Sausages. He Feels Peckish Whenever He Sees Them.

I Should Have Been Out There Having A Wild Time Like All The Other Girls My Age, But I Wasn't. I Was Going Home Every Night To What Was, Initially, A Very Happy Marriage.

My Mum Loves Cats So I Took Her To See The Lion Cubs Which At About A Year Old Are Actually Quite Big. She Wasn't Scared At All And Went Straight Over And Kissed One On The Mouth! She Thought They Were Just Like Her Pets At Home.