I Don't Believe Professional Athletes Should Be

They Always Try To Make It Like Jocks Discriminate Against Gay People. I've Been A Big Proponent Of Gay Marriage For A Long Time, Because As A Black Person, I Can't Be In For Any Form Of Discrimination At All.

Everything Gets Blamed On The Clintons, Every Single Thing In This World. I Think Bill Clinton Shot Jfk, Too.

People Say I Eat A Lot. I Really Don't. More Or Less I Just Eat All The Time.

If I Weren't Earning $3 Million A Year To Dunk A Basketball, Most People On The Street Would Run In The Other Direction If They Saw Me Coming.

My Family Got All Over Me Because They Said Bush Is Only For The Rich People. Then I Reminded Them, 'hey, I'm Rich'.