I Do Whatever [comedies] I'm Attracted To.

You Can Be Zany And Funny Or You Can Do Something That Really Has Some Depth To It And Serious, So There's Many Different Colors To Paint With. I Would Hate To Get Trapped In One Little Thing. I Always Feel Like Funny Is An Appendage, But It Is Not My Whole Body.

Green Eggs And Ham Was The Story Of My Life. I Wouldn't Eat A Thing When I Was A Kid, But Dr. Seuss Inspired Me To Try Cauliflower!

Lots Of People Say If You Dredge Too Much Stuff Up, You'll Go Crazy - "you'll Go Insane!" But For A Comedian, Insanity Is Not A Problem. It's A Goal.

I'm Not In A Recession. I'm Doing Very, Very Well. I'm Doing Incredibly Well. I Just Want To Be Honest. I Really Am Kicking Ass.

The Exit From Agony Is Always There. The Tunnel Out Of The Agony Sector Is Always In Front Of You And Yet You Don't Take It. You Don't Take It By Choice. You Want To Indulge A Lot And Be In Pain. The Easiest Way Out Is To Write A List Of What You're Grateful For. If Everybody Literally Did That Before They Went To Bed At Night, There'd Be No Unhappy People.