I Do Some Of My Best Stand-up

You Don't Want To Be The Smartest Person In The Room; You Want To Be The Dumbest In The Room. You Want To Be Surrounded By Other Thinking People Who Are Going To Say Something That Makes You Think, "oh, My God, That's An Amazing Idea. Why Didn't I Think Of That."

Being Blond Is Definitely A Different State Of Mind. I Can't Really Put My Finger On It, But The Artifice Of Being Blond Has Some Incredible Sort Of Sexual Connotation.

I Always Thought I Should Be Treated Like A Star.

You're Getting Angry, You Know I Can See. You're Just Jealous, Cause You Can't Be Me.

People Think They Will Wake Up One Day And I'll Be Gone. But I'm Never Going Away.