I Do Not Undertake To Promote Welfare,

I Thought Of Something My Old Coach At Staunton Had Often Said: 'we Win Some, We Lose Some, And Some Get Rained Out; But We Always Suit Up.'

On Religious Issues There Can Be Little Or No Compromise. There Is No Position On Which People Are So Immovable As Their Religious Beliefs. There Is No More Powerful Ally One Can Claim In A Debate Than Jesus Christ, Or God, Or Allah, Or Whatever One Calls This Supreme Being. But Like Any Powerful Weapon, The Use Of God's Name On One's Behalf Should Be Used Sparingly.

The President, Who Finds So Much To Complain About In Other Areas Of The World, Apparently Saw Nothing Wrong In Recognizing A Communist Regime That Has Killed More People In Its Short History Of Control Over The Teeming Millions Of That Great Country Than Any Other Collection Of Dictators Or Tyrants In The History Of The World.

Hubert Humphrey Talks So Fast That Listening To Him Is Like Trying To Read Playboy Magazine With Your Wife Turning The Pages.

We Now Have A President Who Tries To Save Money By Turning Off Lights In The White House, Even As He Heads Toward A Staggering Addition To The National Debt. "l.b.j." Should Stand For Light Bulb Johnson.