I Do Not Believe In My Death.

The Thermometer Of Success Is Merely The Jealousy Of The Malcontents.

There Is One Thing More Exasperating Than A Spouse Who Can Cook And Won't, And That's A Spouse Who Can't Cook And Will. There Is Only One Difference Between A Madman And Me. I Am Not Mad.

Democratic Governments Are Not Suited To The Publication Of The Thunderous Revelations I Am In The Habit Of Making. The Unpublished Parts Will Appear Later... When Europe Will Have Restored Its Traditional Monarchies.

Painting Is An Infinitely Minute Part Of My Personality.

People Love Mystery, And That Is Why They Love My Paintings.