I Didn't Want To Write A Book.

You Start Out Performing Because It's Fun, Then You Learn More Things And You Want To Do More Than Go "na-na-na-na" On A Stage. The Production End Is Interesting, Writing Is Interesting, And You Learn To Coordinate All These Things.

Without Alcohol I'd Be Richer By Two Million Dollars That Went To Pay Lawyer's Fees.

I'm A John Denver Freak, And I Don't Give A Sh*t That He Looks Like A F***ing Turkey.

I Collect Stuffed Animals, And Toy Stores Make Me Happy.

Rock Roll Is Not Obscure, It's Really Easy To Understand. So Is My Painting.