I Didn't Say No Because Between Safety

Wait! Don't Applaud My Cheapness! I've Got Other Crap I Need Help With!

I Have That Hypocrisy Of A Parent In That I'm Like,'come On, You've Got To Toughen Up At The Same Time Let Me Take Care Of That For You.

Confession Is A Sacred Rite Enhanced By Allegory, Exaggeration, And Lies.

I Knew That I Had Been Partially Right In The Storeroom Above The Bar On Christmas Day. Whoever I Had Become Had To Die.

Technically My Dog's Naked Most Of The Time. Except Halloween, When I Dress Him Up As Liza Minelli.