I Defy Any Of My Coreligionists To

His Pomposity Is Overshadowed Only By His Rank Stupidity

Since Vice President Al Gore Is Constantly Making Things Up, It Should Come As No Surprise That He Wants Supreme Court Justices Who Will Do The Same. As Gore Put It, He Will Appoint Judges Who View The Constitution As A 'document That Grows'.

Now Liberals Compare Their Every Riot, Every Traffic Blockage, Every Starbucks-window-smashing Street Protest To The Civil Rights Movement -- Which Was Only Necessary Because Of Them.

If We're So Cruel To Minorities, Why Do They Keep Coming Here? Why Aren't They Sneaking Across The Mexican Border To Make Their Way To The Taliban?

Like So Many Liberal Icons, Marx Seldom Bathed And Left His Wife And Children In Poverty. As Schlafly Says, No Wonder Liberal Women Think Men Are Pigs: Their Men Are Pigs.