I Definitely Have Breast Envy. When Teenage

If There Were A God, Don't You Think He Would Have Flicked Hitler's Head Off?

If I Were Achilles I Would Put My Foot In A F**k Off Block Of Concrete!

They Tend To Come Out A Colour Called 'pants Left In Wash'

I Don't Subscribe To The Theory That All Politicians Are Crap. I Think The 'cool People' Often Take That Position.

Cos People Think I'm On Drugs And I'm Not. I'm Really Quite... Just A Bit Of Coffee. When I Take Drugs I Start Going, Oh, Would You Like Insurance?