I Decided That It Was More Important

My Day Job Is Making Tv Shows.

I Hereby Resolve To Kill Every Vampire In America.

On The Contrary, There Is Something Pleasing About His Mouth When He Speaks. And There Is Something Of Dignity In The Way His Trousers Cling To Those Most English Parts Of Him.

I Always Say That The Characters In Jane Austen's Original Books Are Rather Like Zombies Because They Live In This Bubble Of Immense Wealth And Privilege And No Matter What's Going On Around Them They Have A Singular Purpose To Maintain Their Rank And To Impress Others.

All I Ask Is That My Final Months Be Happy Ones, And That I Be Permitted A Husband Who Will See To My Proper Christian Beheading And Burial.