I Couldn't Possibly Have Sex With Someone

Fear Travels Fast. Love Travels A Little More Slowly. Rationale Takes A Little More Consideration.

I Want To Change The World, And Do Something Valuable And Beautiful. I Want People To Remember Me Before I'm Dead, And Then More Afterwards.

It Doesn't Matter How Many Pairs Of Shoes You Have, How Many Cars You Have, Etc.... It's All Utterly Meaningless And Yet We Continue To Pursue This. Why? Because They've Learned They Can Stimulate Our Primal Desires Through Selling Us Products.

Life Is Not A Theme Park, And If It Is, The Theme Is Death.

It Was Crushingly Disappointing As A Fan Of The Simpsons To Discover That It's Just You In A Room Speaking Into A Microphone. I Thought I Was Going To Become Friends With Homer Simpson, But Unfortunately None Of Them Are Real.