I Could Take My Time, And Nobody

I Say It With My Tongue Firmly Planted In Cheek But There's Truth To It - Being A Comedian Is Very Close To Being A Therapist. When You're Working Smaller Clubs, You're Listening. You're Feeling An Energy, You're Going With A Tone But When People Start Yelling Out, You Almost Start A Conversation With People.

I Have A New Saying, What I See In Vegas, I Am Telling Everybody.

You Need To Open Up Your Soul And Have A Weep-a-thon.

The Problem With Dating A Model Is They Won't Go Out With You If Your Cars Color Doesn't Match Their Outfit.

You've Gotta Share What's Going On In Your Mind.